Dear Pink,

Oh, Alecia. I've loved you for so long. You used to be soo different and edgy with your short hair and rocky lyrics. I remember when you started out singing kinda R&B-ish. Then you evolved with some cool lyrics and punky baselines. Do you remember the old you Pink? Do you remember when girls around the world would jam out to your music? Now it seems every song you sing is "oh I miss my husband" or "my husband is gone and so I'm going to become a drunkard". I miss you Pink. Maybe now that you're pregnant every song will be "oh breastfeeding sucks" and "I have to pee all the time". Only time will tell. But one day, I'd like the old pink back. Please and thank you.

 Sincerely,
Dee.